Sober Paddy – Page 25

Off the wagon at a wedding in Thailand

The first Sober Paddy video where I’m trying to stay off the jar at a wedding in Thailand

100% Guaranteed Foolproof Hangover Cure

I have suffered many hangovers. Years of alcohol consumption has given me knowledge of guaranteed remedies to the multitude of hangovers I have suffered. Lots of people will tell you they can cure a hangover with a particular drink or cure one with a certain type of food. My Option 2 is the complete cure. It is guaranteed to work. Just call me the Doc. It is the definitive answer to your stomach, head and mind. Follow it, and in the future, you will not fear the dreaded hangover…

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Perdition

Its cold inside this heart of mine

When drink and drugs are taken

Its not a place for lovely days

When good habits are forsaken

The Porch

Spike Milligan once said “My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic”

My own father was a stoic and authoritative figure and there was a time when he would sit me down, look me in the eye and tell me the secrets

Staying sober at the staff Christmas party

I had to backdoor it the other day from the staff Christmas party…what a shame, sham and scoundrel I am indeed.

It started so well, just a crispy fizzy apple juice, some sausages

Ten Reasons why you should not drink

I find myself staring into the mirror this morning, analysing my appearance and physical condition. I look pretty good, tired and saggy round the eyes, but good nonetheless. I find myself thinking about why I don’t drink anymore, but also trying to really understand why I did for so long without ever really questioning my motivation