Lads, it is not easy these days. What with the feminists and the social media and the video cameras. It is getting harder and harder to go out and have a good time without someone crying rape. What can be done about it? How can we reset this imbalance? How can we change it to make ourselves accepted into society again? How can we stop these liberal new … Read More
Dealing With the Paedophiles
Dealing with the Paedophiles
When Ivan Payne was having his charge sheet read out to him in court nearly twenty years ago, I was sitting in the gallery looking down. There was the paedophile … [Read More...]
Vomit In The Darkness
Vomit in the time of Darkness
They say that the first puke is the deepest. It growls deep in your guts. It swirls and clogs, heaves and plunges until the stomach cannot take it anymore. It erupts … [Read More...]
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The World is a safer place today…and here is why
Go for a walk. Get some fresh air. Clear the head. Then come in and put on the kettle. Have a cuppa. Sit back on the couch and let reality set in. It is OK. It is just another day and you are going to be OK. One of the great things about being a former … [Read More...]
Joe Brolly meets Donald Trump
Luckily enough for Joe Brolly he has a day job. And a seasonal job. He slithers around the RTE studio and waxes lyrical about all things GAA. He squirms around like some chubby schoolboy, caked into his uniform. He tries to be the most outlandish and … [Read More...]
Fuck the begrudgers
I’m staying in a room called “The Brendan Behan Room” here in a small B&B in Tralee. Jaysis, if that’s not a sign to get writing for Sober Paddy again, then I’m a giant fairy unicorn strapped to a fading Universe. Driving down here from Dublin last night … [Read More...]
