The World According to Beer

I think it is only fair to speak on behalf of everyone who has ever had a problem with giving up the drink. It is my right. I will use this right.

People have this commonly held conception that you are responsible for your actions. Of course you are!! Otherwise you could be controlled from afar and manipulated into doing things for others without ever knowing. You could be coerced into buying things you never wanted but suddenly own three different colours of. If we did not have control over ourselves, we could find ourselves believing everything the politicians and oil companies tell us, living a life of ease and comfort.

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Are women easier when you’re drunk?

This is the first in a series of stories and thoughts on the relationship between alcohol and sex. Let’s face it – most of us would still be single, at home, fiddling with ourselves if it weren’t for the wondrous ability of alcohol to encourage cheekiness, confidence and looseness. It has been the oil with which most couples begin the story of their romance or indeed, been the precursor to many’s the one night stand. Whichever way you want to look at it, alcohol has helped begin and break a lot of unions. This is a guy’s perspective on how and why. And when I say a guy, I mean the Sober Paddy’s.

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100% Guaranteed Foolproof Hangover Cure

 I have suffered many hangovers. Years of alcohol consumption has given me knowledge of guaranteed remedies to the multitude of hangovers I have suffered. Lots of people will tell you they can cure a hangover with a particular drink or cure one with a certain type of food. My Option 2 is the complete cure. It is guaranteed to work. Just call me the Doc. It is the definitive answer to your stomach, head and mind. Follow it, and in the future, you will not fear the dreaded hangover…

There are two foolproof ways to cure a hangover.

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